It’s official, some body needs to shoot Tim Burton. He made the Mad Hatter look like a douche clown. Dare I say Ronald McDonald? Or better yet, Eric Draven and Carrot Top had a lovechild. I have a lot of HATE for Hollywood right now. Sorry I need to correct myself. It’s more like Ziggy Stardust and Carrot Top’s unwanted lovechild. I’m a little slow on the draw today.